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The Lowdown on Your Privacy

First things first: we aren’t about that sell-out life. We will never leak or sell your personal info to third parties for their marketing clout. Your data stays in the vault.

  • What’s the Tea​

    • ​This is the official Privacy & Cookies Policy for thedesivegan.com. It’s the blueprint for how we collect your data, what we actually do with it, and how you can stay in control of your own digital footprint.

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  • How We Move​

    • We’re all about that "main character energy" when it comes to security. We promise to handle, store, and send your info while strictly following all the data protection laws. Basically, we’re keeping it legal, secure, and totally transparent so you can browse without the stress.

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  • The Realest Commitment to You​

    • ​We’re keeping it a buck: your privacy is our top priority. We know sharing your info is a major trust fall, and we aren’t about to let you hit the ground. We get that you don't want your data being tossed around like a hot potato or used in ways that aren't the vibe.​

  • The Vibe Check​
    • ​No Spam Energy:  We’ll only hit your inbox with news or spicy deals if you’ve actually given us the green light. If you aren't feeling it, we aren't sending it.
    • Stay Updated:  We might tweak this policy occasionally to keep things fresh. Make sure to circle back here every now and then to catch the latest version so you're always in the loop.

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  • The Lowdown on What We Grab

    • When you're hanging out on the site, we collect your receipts—basically your name, email, shipping address, and digits whenever you sign up or grab some snacks. If you’re making a purchase, we handle your card info and login tea securely so you can checkout without the stress. We also keep track of your product reviews, referral flexes, and any messages you slide into our inbox. You don’t have to share, but if you gatekeep your info, we might not be able to ship your haul or give you the full main character experience.

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  • How We Use Your Tea

    • We use this data to process your orders, keep your account secure, and make sure those payments are legit. Beyond that, we’re checking your "eating era" trends to recommend snacks that actually hit the spot and customizing the site layout just for you. We also use it to block scammers and hit you up with fire deals—but only if you’ve given us the green light. If you’re over it, you can ghost our marketing pings anytime by tweaking your settings or hitting us up directly.
       

What We Collect
Why We Need It
The Tea
Personal Deets
Shipping & Account Setup
Name, @, and digits to get your snacks to your door.
Payment Info
Checkout & Fraud Safety
Encrypted & secure so your money moves stay protected.
Snack Habits
Curated Recommendations
We track what you love to suggest products that actually hit.
Site Usage
Fixing Lag & UX Glow-ups
Checking how you use the site to keep it 10/10 and fast.
Communication
Drops & Hot Deals
Only hitting your inbox if you’ve passed the vibe check.

Wait, There’s More!
 

The Desi Vegan Data Blueprint: Short & Spicy

 

  • Receipts We Collect: We grab your name, digits, and address when you vibe with us or buy snacks. No cap, if you withhold info, we might not be able to ship your haul.

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  • Money Moves: We handle your card details and login tea securely to make sure your checkout is smooth and fraud-free.

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  • Vibe Curation: We track your ratings and "vegan era" trends to recommend snacks that actually hit the spot.

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  • Site Glow-up: We use your visit data to fix lag, improve the layout, and keep the site looking 10/10.

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  • Cookie Jar: Our cookies remember you’re logged in so you don’t have to re-type everything. It’s for the UX, not for stalking.

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  • Your Call: You can ghost our cookies in your browser settings, but the site might act a bit "mid" or glitchy if you do.

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  • Email Energy: If you’re on our list, we’ll hit you up with drops and deals—but only if you’ve passed the vibe check and opted in.

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  • Opting Out: Feeling overwhelmed? You can unsubscribe or tweak your "My Account" settings anytime to stop the pings.

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  • Squad Sharing: We only share your info with essential partners (like delivery legends) or if the law says we have to.

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  • Referrals: If you tag a bestie, we’ll show them your name so they know you’re the one who put them on.

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  • Security Flex: We use high-tier encryption to gatekeep your data, though the internet is never 100% unhackable.

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  • Main Character Energy: Keep your password a secret—don’t let anyone else hijack your account!

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  • Data Storage: Your info lives on secure servers because your privacy is a flex we take seriously.​​

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  • Business Changes: If we ever get bought out or merge, your data moves with the fam to keep the service going.

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  • Affiliate Tea: Our partners get "big picture" stats, but never your specific @ or personal tea.

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  • External Links: If you click away to another site, their privacy rules apply—don't say we didn't warn you!

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  • Account Deletion: You can cancel anytime, but we keep some receipts for tax/legal reasons (it’s a boring adult thing).

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  • IP Tracking: We see your IP to block scammers and keep the server running fast.

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